BBC Radio Humberside has a “relationship expert” called Dawn Porter and listeners are invited to send in their questions. One listener complained that having sex with a woman he’d met at holiday camp was “like putting the old lad in a bucket. It was like making love to a Wellington boot”. The adviser sympathised, said she wasn’t going to have children because she “wouldn’t lose my elasticity for anybody” and advised the listener that “if he was frustrated he could also go for the rear entry”. This is what we pay our licence fee for!Statistics: Posted by Johnny Anarchy — Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:44 pm
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