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SoundsXP Message Boards - Indie, Indiepop, Nu-Folk and Alt-Country Forums SoundsXP's very own gathering spot for the intelligent, irreverent, witty and daft. 2009-11-11T22:09:19+02:00 http://soundsxp.com/forum/feed.php?f=1&t=14404 2009-11-11T22:09:19+02:00 2009-11-11T22:09:19+02:00 http://soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14404&p=77410#p77410 <![CDATA[Embarrassing misunderstandings]]> Statistics: Posted by delia — Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:09 pm

]]> 2009-11-06T22:36:57+02:00 2009-11-06T22:36:57+02:00 http://soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14404&p=77308#p77308 <![CDATA[Embarrassing misunderstandings]]>
When I was working in a home for people with disabilities and was trying to shave a fella with Down's Syndrome. I was doing the awkward bit just above his lip but he kept moving and talking when I was trying to do so.

"...shut your mouth or I'll cut your tongue."


Glad nobody heard that out of context.

Statistics: Posted by BobbyLooga — Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:36 pm

]]> 2009-11-06T10:55:11+02:00 2009-11-06T10:55:11+02:00 http://soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14404&p=77303#p77303 <![CDATA[Re: Embarrassing misunderstandings]]> Statistics: Posted by Chimes — Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:55 am

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Visitor: I've come to look at the main hall.
Me: Okay... (to my boss) This man would like to see the main hall.
Boss: Okay.
Me: (suddenly realising the front doors of the hall were locked) I won't be long, I'm going to take him up the back entrance.

My other favourite:

My boss: Everything okay?
Me: It's okay, there's just a problem with the windows in the girls' toilets. The maintenance man is looking into them.
My boss: Sorry?

Statistics: Posted by tim — Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:59 pm

]]> 2009-11-05T18:43:29+02:00 2009-11-05T18:43:29+02:00 http://soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14404&p=77301#p77301 <![CDATA[Embarrassing misunderstandings]]> Statistics: Posted by gavdann — Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:43 pm

]]> 2009-11-05T16:28:57+02:00 2009-11-05T16:28:57+02:00 http://soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14404&p=77300#p77300 <![CDATA[Embarrassing misunderstandings]]> Statistics: Posted by Vodka-Volauvent — Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:28 pm

]]> 2009-11-05T15:41:37+02:00 2009-11-05T15:41:37+02:00 http://soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14404&p=77299#p77299 <![CDATA[Embarrassing misunderstandings]]> Statistics: Posted by Bovine Juice — Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:41 pm

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