Support of football teams is based on where you were born or lived not who wins the most
Decent ale is sold at venues.
Public masturbation is encouraged and taken as a compliment
Honest politicians are the norm and being bald or ginger is irrelevant.
Saturday night TV is hard hitting drama, incisive documentaries or informative wildlife programmes. The weirdos wanting to watch 'talent' shows have to stay up till 3am to get their fix.Statistics: Posted by Bovine Juice — Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:57 pm
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