Firstly having read the post with lines like 'A lone swordsman steps across the dismal planes, nothing but a laptop in his beat up rattle snake skin suitcase' my initial reaction is what a pretentious cock!
I should have known better but I continued to read on, only to have my initial appraisal confirmed by this outstanding statement of bollocks:
”I spent some time with my Band, the Method, riding the crest of the breakbeat wave, and then with the Lo-Fi Allstars on Bolshi. We even went Lounge and sold quarter a mill on the Hotel Costes thing. When Nu-Breaks hit, I was on it with Slyde and Fingerlickin, tearing up Glade, Fabric, Ministry, wherever...I loved the breakscene, Nuclearfreezone, the free party thing but all the vocalists were imported from other scenes. I was like, 'it's time for the boffin to stand up.”
And then, as if that wasn't enough to turn any man off music for life, I stupidly clicked on his myspace link and listened to about 1 minute of the worst rapping I've ever heard - think lyrcis by Roy 'Chubby' Brown sung by that little f*cker from N-Dubz and you're not even close to just how shit this is.
Step away, there is nothing to see or hear here.
My intial reaction was slightly out, c*nt would have been more appropriate. Mr Method, or whatever your name is, for the sake of mankind please stop making music.
I feel dirty (and not in a good way).Statistics: Posted by itguru — Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:31 am
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