Top 5 quotes from The Thick Of It's Malcom Tucker
5) You hit the phones, right? I'll be with you in two shakes of a crying baby.
4) What's up with you? You look like you've shat a Lego garage.
3) [to Olly] Feet off the furniture you Oxbridge twat, you're not on a punt now.
2) If you do think about running with this pill story, I'll personally fucking eviscerate you, right? I mean, I don't have your education, I don't know what that means. But I'll start by ripping your cock off and I'll busk it from there. OK?
1) Tucker's Law: "If some cunt can fuck something up that cunt will pick the worst fucking time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt!" I've go that embroidered on a tea-towel at home!
_________________ Curmudgeonly Rock 'n' Roll time traveller from ye olden days
2nd verse same as the 1st...
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