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Cavey

Post subject: The 'I thought i'd seen it all' thread...

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:07 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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Location: In lust. In trouble.

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:57 am

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

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Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

Update on that fella who poked a pedal...

I like the fact that his defence was that it was all just a misunderstanding caused by too much drink... Did he wrongly assume the bike had just flashed its rear light in his direction or given him a little toot? And the way the beeb has plonked a picture of an old bike in there. Not the bike, obviously, that saucy cycle's now probably negociating a scurrilous five figure oil 'n' hubcaps deal with the News of the World...

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buzztopia84

Post subject: Heres another one

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:11 pm

Vimto supping slipper merchant

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gavdann

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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:22 pm

cRaZy cat with the bongos

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Johnny Anarchy

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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:48 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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Cavey

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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:09 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
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Location: In lust. In trouble.

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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Cavey

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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:04 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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Location: In lust. In trouble.

Talking of kiddie fiddlers... :shock:

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/32627863

and the lyrics:

http://www.lyricsdomain.com/14/neil_dia ... oline.html

I'm worried about the night time, Neil. You should've took it to the grave with you....

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:30 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

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My dad only used to play Neil Diamond... really really loudly too... so once I got over the teenage rebellion thing of all adults music is crap and only us kids have good taste, I've always had a soft spot for him. And that along with Cracklin' Rosie is his finest moment. Shame he's a nonce... *Lights torch and forms noose out of rope*

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Cavey

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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:05 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
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Location: In lust. In trouble.

Heh, erm yeah put the noose down, juicy. I'm sure that there is an explanation for the night time thing...I love Neil - Love on the rocks - one of the best songs ever written/performed. Yep, I love Neil.

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:15 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

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Cavey

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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:22 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
Posts: 3816
Location: In lust. In trouble.

Wow. Check this out!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071121/ap_ ... t_bug_ever

Brilliant! As long as they don't come back!

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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Bola

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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:56 pm

Fella in codpiece with curly mullet

Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:36 pm
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Location: Legra, Ēastseaxe

Trouble is you don't wanna see the size of the thing which ate them for a quick snack do you!!!

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angel of the south east

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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:02 pm

Chinstroker

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Location: In my world.com

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Ok then

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Cavey

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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:22 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
Posts: 3816
Location: In lust. In trouble.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7112929.stm

Why religion should be put to death today. If she gets even one lash i'm going to lose the plot. 'Men gathering outside the station'? Pathetic.
*Goes away to rename her teddy*

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