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Johnny Anarchy

Post subject: Christmas

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:56 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 5:18 pm
Posts: 3868
Location: Tralfamadore

Ladies! Not sure what to get that man in your life? The present this year has to be a fragrance: Flame ("the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broilled meat").

Burger King have decided that barbeques = sex (as we know from Sunday afternoons at the Windmill) and have brought out a fragrance for men that combines sweat, lard and BBQ sauce. So far it's only available in the US, for a bargain $3.99 but I hope they share the secret soon. American girls can't resist a Whoppa!

More details, plus link to the has-to-be-seen-to-be-believed website here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/de ... ng-perfume

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:59 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
Posts: 14708
Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

To get that lush BBQ burger smell I usually just rub myself against Arran. Lot cheaper and sends the laydees wild... :wink:

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arran

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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:20 pm

cRaZy cat with the bongos

Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:51 pm
Posts: 682

You cheeky sod!!

I'm from essex, i smell nice.

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Jimmy Savage

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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:53 pm

Chinstroker

Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:57 am
Posts: 29

You smell like bananas

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Bananas

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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:34 pm

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 5:44 pm
Posts: 1501
Location: London Zoo

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GREENFORD ROCK CITY!

Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the Rock 'n' Roll....

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:15 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
Posts: 14708
Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

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Cavey

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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:11 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
Posts: 3816
Location: In lust. In trouble.

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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pip

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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:44 pm

Mosh Monster

Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:48 pm
Posts: 126
Location: New York. Manhattan - I aint goin' sarf of the river no more!

I think this advert makes it all clear...

Though you can buy the stuff of course - any orders?

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'Look at her standing there with chilli all over her dress. If I knew her better I'd buy her a puppy.'

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