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Bovine Juice

Post subject: Crap TV

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:57 pm

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I was thinking back this lunchtime to 3-2-1. What the heck was that all about? A bizarre riddle that was impossible to fathom and very easy to misinterpret... It's yellow? Could be a canary... maybe it's a holiday for two in the Canaries...? No, it's a banana...

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Thee SPC

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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:46 pm

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Mrs Ray Flicker

Post subject: Re: Crap TV

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:13 pm

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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:56 pm

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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:10 pm

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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:45 pm

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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:12 pm

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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:30 pm

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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:32 pm

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Deal or No Deal is shite because it’s all guesswork tarted up to be something mystical. Unless it’s all fixed. The Italian version is better as it’s based on the regions and you learn a bit of the language – for example, I learned that the Italian for “Noel Edmonds” is “il cunto beardo”.

Noel has turned into a grumpy old twat who believes in something called "global ordering" - a belief that you can get anything as long as you want it bad enough. So he must really have wanted his ex-wife to be fucked senseless by her "personal trainer" in their Devon mansion.

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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:42 pm

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I was watching WWE* on Sunday afternoon and almost fell off me chair when Mike Tyson stepped in the ring. Heavyweight champion of the world to pantomime dame, what a comedown!

* I feel the need to point out rather quickly that I do not regularly watch the WWE but I was waiting for windows to install on a PC and was flicking through the stations, there is NOTHING on TV on sunday afetrnoons!

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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:12 pm

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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:26 am

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Mrs Ray Flicker

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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:55 pm

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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:29 pm

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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:47 pm

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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:01 pm

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