Just looking through their manifesto for the election last year. Some cracking ideas.
"Campaign in the 2010 General Election for the election of the statue of Queen Vic in EastEnders to be elected as Queen replacing Queen Elizabeth the Second.
Refusing to sign up to the euro, but inviting the rest of Europe to join the £ pound
Drivers can go straight over a roundabout when there's no traffic coming "to make driving through Milton Keynes more fun"
Traffic cops "too stupid" for normal police work to be retrained as vicars
Withdrawal of MPs' £118,000 expenses allowance, and the money "in future be distributed to the poor and needy so that they can waste it instead"
Any MP whose constituency sells off a school playing field for development will be required to relinquish his own back garden as a replacement sports facility for the school
All motorways to become massive cycle tracks instead
All speed cameras will be abolished and replaced by a new device fitted to cars which will automatically slow down to the speed limit when driven though an infra-red beam
The introduction of a 99p coin to "save on change"
Banning semi-colons; no-one knows how to use them
Banning vaccinations, to be replaced by nurses with shot guns to hide around playgrounds"
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