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Can I extend it from TV please.
‘Let’s cross over to Maine Road for the full time report on Manchester City V Charlton from Stuart Hall’
‘Bow not Sir Rosler, for yours is the kingdom of heaven!! The curtain rose once more at the theatre of base comedy for the denouement of the eternal struggle. The patron’s pensive, the cast comatosed! Rushholme reverberated to the rumblings of discontent and the London brigades marched on Moss Side to crush the northern rebellion. The red army surged mercilessly, yet alas the rear garrisons stood firm; Coton sprawling, Addicks wasteful in their methadone fog. BUT WHAT’S THIS, the village idiots have arisen from their slumber - Kinkladze majestic, Summerbee languid and Rosler, oh Rosler, what a name be thee. As they exited stage left Ozymandias king of kings surveyed the scene and declared ‘Look upon my works, ye mighty, but for now do not despair’ The chips were cold the gravy flowed, What a day, what a day.
‘err what was the score Stuart’
‘0-0’
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Knowing M.E, Knowing You.. Ah Ha!
David Silva loves Bakewell Tarts the best
He'll eat a box and leave none for the rest
De Gea's doughnuts never look the part
next to Silva's Bakewell Tart!
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