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Author:  Bovine Juice [ Thu May 03, 2007 5:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Great lines from comedy shows

A red eyed Superhans: I'll tell you what, this crack is really more-ish (Peep Show)

Author:  dookerdoo [ Thu May 03, 2007 5:47 pm ]
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one of a billion simpsons candidates:

[A prop man is painting black spots onto horses.]

Martin Prince: Uh, sir, why don't you just use real cows?

Painter: Cows don't look like cows on film. You got to use horses.

Ralph Wiggum: What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?

Painter: Usually we just tape a bunch of cats together

Author:  SPT [ Thu May 03, 2007 6:17 pm ]
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"You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak"

"Institutionalised cruelty is one thing, but the twisted brain-wrong of a one-off man mental is quite another"

"Peter, you've lost the news!"

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