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Cavey

Post subject: Things that make you rant: Part 1001.

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:36 am

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Location: In lust. In trouble.

I'm due another whine:

*Neighbours who mow their lawn at 8:30 on a saturday morning. Now i've got to mow my lawn today but it will be at a respectable hour and over their bodies.
*Flies. Not as threatening as wasps but the most annoying insect ever. They literally go out of their way to make life difficult.
Fly: Are you gonna eat that?
Me: I was thinking about it.
Fly: Sits on food.

Fly: Were you hoping to get some sleep?
Me: It crossed my mind.
Fly: Flies at my head - makes me turn light on - fly hides - I turn light off - flies at my head - repeat to fade.

You get the picture...

*Nutters on public transport. Now i've got a whole problem with travelling on my own again. Thank you serial killer with ******* tattooed across your forehead for acting completely insane. I'm forever in your debt.

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Hywel the Sequin

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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:49 pm

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i know this is an old one, but the nme just making stuff up has god on my nerves recently. apparently people were going mental for the horrors at glastonbury, they weren't. the enemy and te new violators both being about 18. i knew the enemy four year ago when they were eighteen. we played with the new violators, one of them was talking about how he'd be thirty next month! and a piece in the nme this week implying it's inpossible to leave your front door in coventry without being shot or at least narrowly avoiding a bullet. it's idiotic and lazy journalism. even for the nme this is a new low i think.

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Cavey

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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:55 pm

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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:00 am

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:57 am

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Cavey

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:12 pm

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:23 pm

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:25 pm

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:31 pm

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:35 pm

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:00 pm

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:20 pm

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:29 pm

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:41 pm

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:42 pm

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:05 pm

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SPT

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:27 pm

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:45 pm

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:46 pm

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:58 pm

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