I'm due another whine:
*Neighbours who mow their lawn at 8:30 on a saturday morning. Now i've got to mow my lawn today but it will be at a respectable hour and over their bodies.
*Flies. Not as threatening as wasps but the most annoying insect ever. They literally go out of their way to make life difficult.
Fly: Are you gonna eat that?
Me: I was thinking about it.
Fly: Sits on food.
Fly: Were you hoping to get some sleep?
Me: It crossed my mind.
Fly: Flies at my head - makes me turn light on - fly hides - I turn light off - flies at my head - repeat to fade.
You get the picture...
*Nutters on public transport. Now i've got a whole problem with travelling on my own again. Thank you serial killer with ******* tattooed across your forehead for acting completely insane. I'm forever in your debt.
