SoundsXP Message Boards - Indie, Indiepop, Nu-Folk and Alt-Country Forums • View topic

View unanswered posts | View active topics

Board index » SoundsXP Forums » General Forum

All times are UTC + 1 hour [ DST ]

The Smell of Woman

Moderators: KevW, SPT, Bola, Johnny Anarchy, Vodka-Volauvent, Bovine Juice

Page 1 of 1

[ 10 posts ]

Print view

Previous topic | Next topic

Author

Message

Bovine Juice

Post subject: The Smell of Woman

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:12 am

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
Posts: 14708
Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

DISCLAIMER....

WARNING - DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK

Unless you're ok with naked flesh.

Weird product alert:
- it's called Vulva... it's the "odour of a beautiful woman". It's for men to dab on the back of their hands and sniff. Whatever happened to the good old fashioned pipe?

Does the Government need to ban this product's use in public, i said PUBLIC, places?

Top

Bovine Juice

Post subject:

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:33 am

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
Posts: 14708
Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

Can you imagine what was going on in the R&D Department of that company?

Pierre: Jean, I have mixed some chemicals together to concoct a fragrance. What do you think?

Jean: Zut Alors! Reeks like a whelk stand at Clacton. What the merde are we going to do with that?

Le Bob: I'm from Marketing, leave it with me...

Top

Cavey

Post subject:

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:34 am

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:02 am
Posts: 3816
Location: In lust. In trouble.

Balls - The odour of a hunk. I'm going for this slogan - A ball on the hand is worth two in your bush

What is wrong with the world? What about the scent of a beautiful woman on her period? What's annoying is the whole smell of a 'beautiful' woman - some 'beautiful' women smell like shite - fact. They're associating looks with smelling desirable. *points people in the direction of the flower kingdom to dispel this myth*

_________________
Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

Top

Vodka-Volauvent

Post subject:

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:49 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:14 am
Posts: 3516
Location: London

_________________
Tall, moustachioed alcoholic - plays firewood with a bow.

Top

Simon Los Love

Post subject:

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:10 pm

Rock n Roll God

Joined: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:49 pm
Posts: 1011
Location: London

_________________
In work not working

Top

white hotel

Post subject:

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:08 pm

Weasel tickler

Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:13 am
Posts: 23
Location: born on the floor

Women do not smell of fish. Who have you been sleeping with?

.....oh, right.

_________________
Is there a pessimism of the strong?..a way of suffering from the very fullness of life, a courage of the keenest sight which demands what is terrible, like an enemy against which it can test its power, from which it will learn what it means to fear?

Top

Captain Howdy

Post subject:

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:09 am

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:41 pm
Posts: 1653
Location: Coventry

Top

pol pot noodle

Post subject:

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:33 am

Kev's growler tester

Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:40 pm
Posts: 947
Location: rambo's shed

Top

Johnny Anarchy

Post subject:

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:19 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 5:18 pm
Posts: 3868
Location: Tralfamadore

If it’s not perfume, then presumably it’s for men who don’t have lady friends so need some fake scent for their rubber dolls. The only thing offensive about it is using an industrial process to mimic something so natural. But I hope they aren’t encouraged by this to manufacture the equivalent scent of a man…

Nice to see BJ still reading quality websites.

Top

Vodka-Volauvent

Post subject:

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:45 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:14 am
Posts: 3516
Location: London

_________________
Tall, moustachioed alcoholic - plays firewood with a bow.

Top

Page 1 of 1

[ 10 posts ]

Board index » SoundsXP Forums » General Forum

All times are UTC + 1 hour [ DST ]

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 14 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum