Obviously I've done my best to dilute the Slavic genepool as much as possible, but one banana can't do it all by himself.
Hence I join in my humble traveller Bov in highly recommending you taking a trip to the former Eastern Block. In many cases, due to the expansion of the bloody EU, a promise of a British Passport won't get you as much as it used to, but a small roll of banknotes will almost get you as far (especially if they're dollars).
In fact, go the whole hog and pretend to be a Sherman and employ the dangling carrot of a US green card and you could live like a lord for you're whole stay with the added bonus of leaving the locals hating yanks even more by your disgraceful behaviour!
