Janice Dickhead - Oh god she's awful and a typical american - I know that sounds bad because not all americans are brash know-it-alls but she's like 'I've killed/stripped and eaten a..was it a bear?'..'I've done this,,,i've been on safari...' Yeah probably on a modelling assignment staying in luxury hotels.
Just like david gest last year she made a fool of herself immediately - bigged herself up and then fell over her own feet and tried to suggest rowing with a pair of 'kate moss' of the forest world twigs. She's gonna win it.
As for McLaren, what a whiny old git - I wouldn't entertain him - i'm not sure why he was 'larging' it - who are you again, sir? About as rock and roll as cliff richard's codpiece - he realised that he'd have to give up luxury for a long time and live a bit 'dangerously' - lordy lord.
I lasted - I kept it on in the background - I thought that the fact that i'd made it back from the pictures in time to catch it was a good omen - wrong - i'm obviously gonna watch it all the time now.
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