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Bananas

Post subject: I know this is just a random question but.....

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:18 pm

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

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why don't people who smoke roll-ups buy 2 packets of Rizlas when they go to the corner shop?

It's a simple concept isn't it?

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Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the Rock 'n' Roll....

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:50 pm

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A non-smoker writes... Eh? Does this make any sense to anyone?

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Westie

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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:21 pm

Wurzel's moth felcher

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Becaaaaause I use up my tobacco quicker than I use up my Rizlas.

I buy a 12.5g bag. I get about 30 fags out of it.

There are 50 Rizlas in a packet.

So... why would I buy two...?

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Chimes

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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:49 pm

Milchman's man milkmaid

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Why stop at 2? why not 3? They're hardly bulky and high value, are they...?

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Westie

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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:53 pm

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Oooh, I've got a crazy idea, how about buying them... AS AND WHEN YOU NEED THEM?

"Oh shit, I've run out of Rizla. Hmm, oh well better nip out to the shop and buy a packet..."

^ Revolutionary. Hardly rocket surgery is it...

I'm intrigued as to why this is is an issue. I mean isn't this applicable to anything?

"Why don't people who have a fence buy two tins of creosote when they go to the corner shop?"

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Bananas

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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:38 pm

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

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All good ideas people I'd agree....so why don't rollie smoking mongs do exactly that....buy sufficient Rizlas for the ammount of tobacco that they are carrying?

The normal excuse people give for smoking roll-ups is the financial one of it being better value for money than smoking tailor mades....

Why is it then, at some stage in every evening out when there's a rollie smoker in the crowd, that they say to you "can I ponce a fag off of you....I've run out of Rizlas"

No wonder smoking roll-ups is better value for money, you end up smoking half of mine during the bloody night!

Point I'm making (and I don't really know why I've brought this up on here, it was just itching away at me i suppose) is when I go out for the night I make sure I have enough fags on me to see me thru, where as your average twig smoking individual only has to be out for 10 mins before they realise they've only got 5 papers left. PLAN AHEAD YOU MONGS!!!! BUY 2 PACKETS OF PAPERS NEXT TIME INSTEAD OF ONE SO YOU'VE GOT PLENTY TO KEEP YOU GOING. STOP PONCING MY FAGS OFF OF ME KNOWING I WON'T WANT TO BLAG ONE OF YOUR SOGGY EXCUSES FOR A GROWLER BACK AT THE END OF THE NIGHT WHEN I'VE RUN OUT COS SOMEBODY ELSE HAS BEEN SMOKING ALL OF MINE!!!!

Oh that feels better now I've got that off of my chest..... :oops:

Rant over.... :wink:

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Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the Rock 'n' Roll....

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twisted

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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:29 pm

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Westie

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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:56 pm

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Bananas

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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:13 pm

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

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GREENFORD ROCK CITY!

Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the Rock 'n' Roll....

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SPT

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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:07 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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Bananas

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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:59 pm

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

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GREENFORD ROCK CITY!

Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the Rock 'n' Roll....

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Vodka-Volauvent

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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:58 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:14 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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Everything should be bought in twos - it would be like the noah's ark of commercialism.

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Bananas

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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:04 pm

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

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Except for those things that should always be bought in 3's Cavey.... :wink:

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GREENFORD ROCK CITY!

Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the Rock 'n' Roll....

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:03 pm

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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:13 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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What can you buy in 3's then? *smirk*

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SPT

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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:39 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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socks

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jimgibb

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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:25 am

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