I'll be sitting with Bovey sticking straws up his nose - these North london monkeys haven't got a clue about the pwopah sarf have they Juice boy?
Actually I probably will not be there at all depending on how my twin's womb decides to play out an impending birth - if she's got sarf mentality she'll give birth before this date allowing one to drink Pimms and discuss philosophical writings and if she's a north london ponce she'll give birth on the date thus proving herself to be a self-conceited, self centered, inconsiderate bumhole like everybody who lives that north side of the watah.
