'Taches are just a huge no-no, aren't they? I know it's all subjective and if we lived in bygone days it would've been a given to have one once your bits dropped, but have they ever enhanced anyone's facial features? I can't think of one example where I've been impressed enough to reconsider my view on them, and ever since the likes of Tom Selleck hit our screens with that huge caterpillar they've been irredeemably naff. Apologies to any closet fans out there...
The nearest I ever get is during the period after my weekly scrape where my manly stubble grows out, before I then hack it all back and start over, but no more than that. I'm looking a bit like a tougher George Michael as I type, next shave not due til Sunday...
