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 Post subject: Biscuit World Cup
PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:32 pm 
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Group A
Rich Tea
Fox's Cookies
Jaffa Cakes
Lincoln

Group B
Custard Creams
Shortbread
Cadbury's Milk Chocolate Digestives
Ginger Nut

Group C
Bourbon
Wagon Wheels
Hobnobs
Tunnocks Wafer

Group D
McVitie's Digestives
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Fig Roll

Qualifiers are in italics. Winner is the Hobnob beating the chocolate digestive in the final.

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 Post subject: Re: Biscuit World Cup
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Hold on - is this over without any voting then?

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Jaffa cakes are cakes not biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!

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That's fine. I don't eat anything with sugar in and I'm also a vegan so most of them would be out of bounds. In fact all of them I think. I would have voted - I've eaten them all in the past. Fig Rolls being a big favourite.

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Fig Rolls should have won. It's ourageous really. Group winners should have included wagon wheels and ginger nuts.

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Bovine Juice is turning into João Havelange!
I demand the contest be declared null & void and re-run with a full array of biscuits and no cakes!

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Yes a Jaffa Cake IS a cake. The reason being that when stale, a biscuit will go soft. A cake will go hard. Jaffa Cakes go hard when stale. It's a scientific fact.

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Well Bovey Biscuit Bigwig? *taps foot*

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Oh here we go...

Look, a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit and I don't care what the lawyers say.

And anyone who thinks eating a Fig Roll is a pleasant experience can go back to 1952 and listen to a valve radio and drink camp coffee.

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Interesting fact (just like the other FACT I posted about Jaffa Cakes) - they don't actually contain orange - it's apricot disguised as orange!

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WHOA! Careful here - you might want to delete this thread before we get rumbled!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23036182

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