Amusing stuff... as what would appear to be the sole American around these parts, I'll applaud politely
"Aren't they cute, dear, those little Brits? Funny people, even if they are only slightly less snobbish than the French, bless. At least they make the most adorable political lapdogs, though, wouldn't you say? Oh I know, they can be such a handful sometimes, what with their protests and fox hunts, but surely it's worth it when you see their precious little faces pressed against the glass near the big people's table."
*slips into flame retardant suit and legs it towards the nearest open window*
Just a little humo(u)r, folks, nothing to see here. Move along
