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Is your office infested with vermin?

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Bovine Juice

Post subject: Is your office infested with vermin?

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:38 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

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Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

Ours is. Vile go-getting middle class ponces employed as consultants. Hundreds of them. Constantly quaffing 3 quid skinny frapuccinos. One bounded over a minute ago, bluetooth earpiece flashing and yelled at some other temp pass'd tosser "Are we doing lunch? I could murder a steak sandwich with an egg and all the trimming". Wtf is the trimmings for a steak and egg sandwich? If they'd stuck around five seconds longer they'd have been wearing their arse as a hat.

Another twat strolled in yesterday and announced that he's just put in an offer for a house.... £190,000 under the asking price. How much is the asking price, if they can afford to drop it that much? If someone offered me £190k less for my house I'd be dipping into my own pocket to sell it to them.

Christ knows how much we're paying these cocks but it's too much.

Rant over.

<sits down with cup of tea>

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jimgibb

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:58 pm

Milchman's man milkmaid

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Location: not where i want to be

its the same everywhere
if the government want to make public service savings all they have to do is ban the use of consultants
local councils employ them at ludicrous rates to tell them things they already know and do jobs that used to be done in house cheaper (usually by the consultant)

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:16 pm

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Nick Jansky

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:27 pm

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Devilish Red

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:32 pm

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milchman

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:02 pm

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Thee SPC

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:41 pm

Kev's growler tester

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Location: Sheffield

This is why I gave up working in an office. I now work for myself - and crucially - with no other twats!

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Chimes

Post subject: Re: Is your office infested with vermin?

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:22 pm

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:21 pm

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Cavey

Post subject: Re: Is your office infested with vermin?

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:36 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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Bananas

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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 8:40 am

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Devilish Red

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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:17 am

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