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Chimes

Post subject: Famous friend's mother's sideboards you have pissed on...

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:25 pm

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:59 pm

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milchman

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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:05 pm

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 8:32 am

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

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Sonya from Echobelly?
The Elastica woman?

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Bola

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:07 am

Fella in codpiece with curly mullet

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I used to live in a shared house in New Cross. A singer of a then well known band came back to ours after a night down the venue and was quite drunk. In the night he tried to come into our bedroom and was told in no uncertain terms to feck off. Our flatmates woke to find him pissing in their chest of drawers. Remarkably they didn't throw him out and he ended back in the spare room which contain a futon and portable radiator.

In the morning he had gone and that afternoon someone was moving into the spare room. On moving the radiator he found a pile of fresh turds. However the stoopid fecker had only left his wallet and we emptied it of wads of cash in compensation. The following day said singer was sheepishly outside whilst he had sent his mate to retrieve his wallet and cards minus the cash of course!

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:28 am

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Come on Milchy and Bola, we need names!

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Fernando

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:48 am

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:50 am

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Bola

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 11:10 am

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:23 pm

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Bluetones?

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:26 pm

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Bola

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:10 pm

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:33 pm

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Bola

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:38 pm

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:39 pm

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 5:04 pm

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 5:37 pm

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The bird from Sleeper? Daisy Chainsaw?

The other woman in Elastica?

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milchman

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:06 pm

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Bola

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:38 pm

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:52 pm

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