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Bovine Juice

Post subject: Diminutive performers

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:55 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

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Watching NMT Buzzcocks last night and seeing Pinchy Snyder (who must be 5' 2" in cubans) made me think about musical short arses. Obviously NONE are shorter than the death threat brandishing Spinmaster Plantpot but who are the others? And are they all twats?*

Bono = TWAT
Kylie (not twat!)
Bon Scott - was he short? He dressed as a school kid and it didn't look too snug so I say yes. And he was clearly a twat as he was an Aussie AND dressed as a school kid.

* Apart from Mr Plantpot who is a fine upstanding, er, or is he sitting, pillar of our society...

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Post subject: Re: Diminutive performers

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:01 pm

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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:07 pm

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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:08 pm

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Post subject: Re: Diminutive performers

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:09 pm

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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:13 pm

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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:17 pm

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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:22 pm

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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:30 pm

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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:32 pm

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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:29 pm

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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:13 pm

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I saw Rod Stewart at an airport once. He’s really tiny in real life .. I mean really .. probably not much above 4 foot ...

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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:24 pm

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Yeah, I'd say Boyzone were probably a yard high, at best.

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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:50 pm

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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:18 am

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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:29 am

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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:50 pm

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My next door neighbour's a short-arsed twat. He's not a pop star but he does do this amazing trick of always being up a ladder, "innocently" looking over my fence whenever I happen to go outside. I would so like to batter him to death with a shovel but you're just not allowed, are you?

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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:52 pm

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Little Linda Lou who also recorded a version of Rip It Up with The Frankie Brent Revue.
Short and would be considerably shorter without the bouffant!

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