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Embarrassing misunderstandings

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Bovine Juice

Post subject: Embarrassing misunderstandings

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:41 pm

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Vodka-Volauvent

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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:28 pm

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gavdann

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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:43 pm

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tim

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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:59 pm

Milchman's man milkmaid

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While working in a college:

Visitor: I've come to look at the main hall.
Me: Okay... (to my boss) This man would like to see the main hall.
Boss: Okay.
Me: (suddenly realising the front doors of the hall were locked) I won't be long, I'm going to take him up the back entrance.

My other favourite:

My boss: Everything okay?
Me: It's okay, there's just a problem with the windows in the girls' toilets. The maintenance man is looking into them.
My boss: Sorry?

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Chimes

Post subject: Re: Embarrassing misunderstandings

Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:55 am

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BobbyLooga

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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:36 pm

Mosh Monster

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Location: SE24

Potential misunderstanding.

When I was working in a home for people with disabilities and was trying to shave a fella with Down's Syndrome. I was doing the awkward bit just above his lip but he kept moving and talking when I was trying to do so.

"...shut your mouth or I'll cut your tongue."

Glad nobody heard that out of context.

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delia

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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:09 pm

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