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So any tales to tell of photocopied arses or face slappings?

Worst I recall was a few years ago where a young lad new to the team and quite good looking got so drunk that he passed out. He was left on his back on a table in a conference room to sleep it off. The office vamp was caught an hour later trying to give him a blowjob whilst he was unconscious...

In fact I could dedicate a whole thread to her. No idea why she hasn't been sacked. One year the then Secretary of State had to step over her body strewn across the lift floor where she'd passed out after an office party. The S of S just said "Who is this appalling woman...?"

Another year she wandered over to try to chat up my mate. Unfortunately she was so pissed she couldn't talk so she just stood there staring at him from about 2 yards. She then fell over, literally like Delboy in that Only Fools and Horses wine bar scene. Nobody flinched and she just stood up again as if nothing had happened.

That was in the days when we had parties in our staff canteen. Unfortunatley one year there was a baked potato fight with spuds lobbed everywhere. They were banned after that.

Another year another woman who had two false legs got literally legless. She took them off and was being wheeled at high speed up and down the corridor on a wheelie desk chair.

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