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Bovine Juice

Post subject: The Haiti charity single from Simon Cowell's X Factor twats

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:39 am

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REM's Everybody Hurts.... Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another classic I'll never be able to listen to again (file alongside Love is All Around)

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:52 am

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seriously?

as if they're not suffering enough...

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:05 pm

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Yep. I can just see the video too...

<Cuts from cheerful, tanned X Factor candidate with oversized studio headphones to brickdust covered corpse then back to Simon Cowell pushing volume levels on mixing desk to 4 with fake tears rolling down cheeks>

Grrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:13 pm

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:38 pm

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:39 pm

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:44 pm

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Which emoticon signifies a near-fatal level of disgust and despair? "

" just doesn't get it done, frankly.

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:52 pm

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Hmm. What I take umbrage with is the choice of song from a lyrical perspective. That song's all about saying "Yeah, you're a bit down at the moment but, it's fine, we all get like that and you'll be alright soon. Chin up"...

Doesn't really apply in this context though, does it...

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:59 pm

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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:38 am

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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:23 am

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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:58 pm

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I’ve always thought that the charity single model should work the other way round. Cowell puts out a statement saying: “I’ve recorded an absolutely horrendous version of [--Insert much loved song here--] sung by [--latest nauseating talent show wannabe--] and it’ll all over the radio unless everyone in the country donates £1 to [--insert worthy appeal here--].”

The charity millions will come rolling in.

Alas, it didn’t seem to work when Susan Boyle recorded “Wild Horses”

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