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A brief synopsis of old school TV progs

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:58 pm

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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:35 pm

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A little off topic, but would you believe the following is a spot-on accurate synopsis of the first Tinkerbell movie (which I've seen many times...)?

New fairy reconciles herself with her natural aptitude for engineering and saves Spring by mechanising the processes of Fairyland.

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#4 The Comedians - fat regional stereotypes deliver offensive racist, homphobic and misogynistic comments before an audience of bigots. Hilarious.

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Tony Hatch is Simon Cowell in Britain's Got Talent: The Early Years

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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:29 pm

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Emmerdale Farm: a old-school Yorkshire farm where all the shagging was between the animals, all the bullshit was in the fields, and putting your hand up a heifer wasn’t a euphemism for fisting Pasty Kensit.

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3-2-1 - bizarre 'quiz' hosted by unusually-dextrous Ted Rogers where bemused contestants have to make some sort of sense of mind-f**k mini-dramas and 'clues' to win the big prizes, only to be told to f**k off back to Nowheresville with a dustbin - AFTER being shown what they could have won...

(see also - The Price Is Right, where everyone in the audience is orgasmically hysterical over the price of toasters, and Catchphrase, where mentally-challenged contestants have to 'say what they see', even if the 'well-known' phrase they spout is clearly only known to them...)

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