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 Post subject: Re: Biscuit World Cup
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Currants, raisins - either way it's fruit, bits of old fruit hiding in my biscuit is like jehovahs witnesses driving round in an ice cream van.

If I'm gonna eat fruit I want some proper fruit, if I'm gonna eat biscuits I want a nice lookin biscuit void of any kind of vegetation.

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That was the best argument ever for why a jaffa cake should be known as a biscuit. Moving and thought provoking.

Horses, ha ha - if Jehova witnesses drove around in an ice cream van they might have more luck. I'd do anything for a 99 with a flake in it. :D

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That's one massively flawed World Cup, not even FIFA themselves could screw it up that badly. Only 4 qualifying groups?! Think of the lack of television coverage and therefore how much extra time Adrian Chiles is free to roam the streets rather than being stuck in some far flung portacabin with Gareth Southgate desperately trying not to piss Roy Keane off.

Hobnobs but no chocolate Hobnobs?

Two kinds of digestives and not even the best kind are in there (chocolate chip obviously)?

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Oh dear God, Bovey - was that you yesterday in disguise?

Romantic story - I was walking back from the station and this guy comes up to me and says '69 is my favourite position and I would do that six ways to you'. (Now I got an F in maths but that made zero sense to me) - what can you do but just keep walking?

P.S saw these yesterday. They should've been involved in this:

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Cavey, I hate those bloody things and they are definitely not allowed in the biscuit world cup. They may even be cakes, for all I know, I don't trust them with their sneaky buttermilk ways.

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Ha ha, Bovey, they're biscuits - and they're made without eggs so anybody with an egg allergy can eat them. Do you think about allergy sufferers or vegans/vegetarians? Selfish :D

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I'm vegan and that cream in the middle doesn't look particularly ideal...

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Haha, very good :)

That's probably a better name actually...

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Great theme. I love biscuits with tea CBD. This is the best start to my day.


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