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Bovine Juice

Post subject: Bishop bashing thread

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 6:35 pm

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A thread dedicated to the art of self pleasuring. Ok chums dish the rags about choking the neck of Captain Hogseye or pressing the devil's doorbell...

I'll start. A few years ago I had this middle aged neighbour in the flat below me who who was the frumpiest, ugliest, man-hating biffer you're ever likely to meet. She used to chase the bean with the windows wide open, groaning like the Futureheads doing Hounds of Love... Uh oh oh uh oh oh... only without the backing harmonies... How she could have thought no-one could hear her defied logic...

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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 6:43 pm

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mate at uni shared the upstairs of a house with an old boy (late 60's easily) who would leave his door open and carpet the floor of his bedroom with copies of razzle etc and would be doing target practice so to speak, grim.

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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 6:48 pm

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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:04 pm

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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 5:55 pm

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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:41 pm

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What the? Bola! :shock:

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