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Here you go Matt, it's SoundsXP condensed:
Tim: Oh, look at this post here, I agree with everything this man says... Oh, wait a minute... I wrote that four years ago.
BJ: Yes, I am resurrecting some classic threads. How very retro of me.
JimGibb: Tut. Bloody repeats, do something new, BJ.
BJ: Oh. Okay. Um... So... Squirrels, eh?
Cavey: I like squirrels.
Howdy: I wish squirrels would just die.
BJ: Yes. Yes, they should.
JimGibb: This conversation is boring.
BJ: Oh, go spend your £60k per year, you upper class, East-End toff.
Jim Gibb: Here! I'm not a toff, I'm poor as poor can be. Everyone I know had to remortgage their bungalows to pay for their sausage rolls at last Saturday's game.
BJ: Yeah? Well, I used to wash my hair with washing up liquid, back when I had hair. Beat that.
Dookerdoo: Cough cough.
BJ: You ill, dooks?
Dookerdoo: Yes, and I thank you not to make a fuss of it. We're all allowed to be ill now and again, you know. Everyone at work gives me grief about it.
Westie: I'll second that, work sucks, innit.
Dooks: Yeah.
Westie: Banter!
Cavey: My computer has a virus!
Dookerdoo: Yeah, well, I bet it's not as bad as my virus.
Howdy: I wish viruses would just die.
Lostmusic: Wouldn't the plural of virus be virusi?
Keith: Shut up, your writing is shit.
BJ: Oh, hello Keith!
Keith: Fuck off.
Howdy: I wish Keith would just die.
JimGibb: This is ridiculous, why can't we talk about anything interesting anymore?
BJ: Okay, how about football.
Howdy: I wish football would just die.
BJ: How about cricket?
Howdy: I wish cricket would just die.
BJ: Argos?
Howdy: I like Argos.
BJ: Really?
Howdy: No, it's full of chavs.
Tim: I got beaten up by chavs the other day.
Howdy: I wish chavs would just die.
Westie: I used to be a right so and so myself, innit.
Howdy: Yeah, well I wish you would just die.
BJ: Okay, how about bad actors. Nicolas Cage, anyone?
Howdy: Oh, how delightful! There's lots of actors I wish would die.
Bola: How about Jim Carrey?
Tim: He's underrated.
Cavey: How about Ewan McGregor?
Tim: He's underrated.
Lostmusic: How about Nicole Kidman?
Tim: She's underrated.
Howdy: How about Will Ferrell. I wish he would just die.
Tim: He's underrated.
Howdy: Oh, piss off and start a new thread then.
Tim: Fine.
Matt661: Hello everyone! What have I missed.
Bola: Sod all.
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