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It's Friday and I've gone wrong for the weekend... I'm reducing our pop stars to mere sex objects - though if you choose to [have a couple of drinks / candlelit meal / snort coke off their arse]before hand that's your choice. Which of these would you accept cash to get jiggy with?

a) Eddie Argos
b) Keith Richards (now)
c) The frontman from My Chemical Romance
d) Iggy Pop (now)
e) Beth Ditto
f) Amy Winehouse
g) Lily Allen
h) Louise from Sleeper
i) Both the girls from Lush at the same time
j) Jarvis
k) Damon Albarn
l) Liam Gallagher
m) Brandon Flowers
n) Billy Bragg
o) Kerry Katona
p) Mozzer

Louise Wener. I will be "inbetweener" her legs. For nowt as well.

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If Ian Curtis had lived, and enjoyed the ale…

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Me too. And the Lush girls. And I'm ashamed to say Lily Allen and Kerry Katona would be invited back too as long as they didn't actually talk. The Braggster, of course would get it for free.

Heh, I love the way you put a (now) next to Keith and Iggy.

Yer cheeky scamp - what's cocker doing in there? Not only do I get a shag of him I get paid for it? Yes please, i'll have one of those. In fact i'd have argos (if he wore socks) and cocker together. Well if it's good enough for the lush girls...and i'd have a bit of liam too.

P.S - pop/rock stars are mere sex objects.

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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Looks like Elijah Wood. Supports Liverpool. Likes Coldplay.

OOh it would have to be Damon followed by Mozzer, Liam and Jarvis, i would not need to take any cash from these guys .
I would throw in a meal, drinks etc and some Yoghurt play as well.
If they were Crap then i maybe would have to take a payment if they wanted to repeat the action!!

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Ok then

hundred grand?
any and all of the above